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Punxsutawney Phil: Burn in Hell


AGW in action.*


Average precipitation for Feb: 2.2″
For Feb 2010: 10″ (and counting)

All-time High: 64F (1957 when, in the vice-grip of SUV emissions-created AGW, locals went to the beach**.)
Today: 32F (2010 when, in the grip of 10″+ of AGW, locals went to the liquor cabinet.)



*Yeah, yeah: “weather isn’t climate”–tell that to my back after I get done bludgeoning you w/ this snow shovel.
**This is northern New England where, theoretically, we don’t mind–and, in fact***, love–the cold.
***This, in fact, is a lie.

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