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You got space marines in my Metroid…

You've got to be kidding me.
Samus meets Team HardcoreTM for a nakedly desperate stab at relevance and/or marketing ploy.



…and it tastes like feces.

Who do I blame for this? Team Ninja? Or Sakamoto? (And how long before we are ‘treated’ to a Samus-in-the-shower scene to cater to the ‘tits=mature gaming’* crowd?)

Either way, someone’s going to have to answer for this desperate, laughable, attempt to cater to the softcore** gamer.



*When absurdly gratuitous violence and/or hulking, ‘steroids-are-to-me-what-water-and-air are-to-you’, space marines can’t get the homoerotic job done.
**More on this later.

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