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Would You Like Some Buttons With That, Sir?

iphone fixed
‘Artist’s’ rendering of how easy this would be to do if Apple cared (which they don’t)

Well too f*cking bad:

The device is said to feature a front-facing video camera, improved back camera with flash, micro-SIM capability, improved display, a secondary microphone for noise cancellation and a larger battery.

So, by my count, that puts the iPhone only 436.25 iterations1 away from functionality that’s actually beneficial to the gamers Apple repeatedly claims to be stealing from Nintendo.2


1 That’s about how many Mac hardware revisions it took before Apple decided that they’d sell you a mouse with more than one button. Which you certainly didn’t need. Or deserve. All hail Emperor Jobs, lord of the universe and what’s good for me! (But not King of All Cosmos, of course.)
2 Yeah, so it’s a non sequitur! So what! It’s my blog and I’ll be obtuse if I want until Apple gives me some buttons and a dpad!

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