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Note To Self: Leave Porn At Home When Going On Vacation

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Oh, c’mon–how young could she loo–oh. That young.

Seriously guys, if you can’t go for a week or two w/o it, you do know that hotels have, like, more porn than a time-traveling C130-full of Girls Gone Wild DVDs crash-landing on the Playboy Mansion during the mid-70s, right? And, uh, try not to think about that when you’re lying down in one of those comfy beds, about to get your freak on cause you’re probably ‘sharing’ a bed, second, third and nine-hundredth-hand with the solo rhythmic gymnastic routines of eleventy-billion other freaks:

A NEW York City man dodged the threat of a 20-year prison sentence thanks to the kindness of a porn star.

Carlos Simon-Timmerman, a pizza delivery man from Brooklyn, was put on trial in Puerto Rico for allegedly transporting child pornography, the New York Post said today.

US customs agents found a dirty DVD called Little Lupe the Innocent in his bags as he passed through San Juan Airport security in Puerto Rico on his way back to New York.

The agents said the actress in the video, porn star Lupe Fuentes, was underage, and they arrested him.

But Mr Simon-Timmerman was sprung earlier this month after Ms Fuentes flew to Puerto Rico and proved in court that she was 19 at the time the film was made.

And, dude, really? You carried that through security? Have you seen some of the grandmas working airport security? Do you really want to subject them to that as they rifle through your socks and (eww) underwear? Ever heard of propriety? Self-respect? Ringing any bells? (No, not that one!)

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