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Signs You Have Too Much Time On Your Hands

OF WHAT?
That it’s a very slow day:

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

At a Proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit, please back in.”

At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come
to the right place.”

On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip Call your plumber.”

On a Church’s Billboard: “7 days without God makes one weak.”

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.”

At a Towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”

In a Non-smoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door: “Push. Push. Push.”

On a Taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”

On a Fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”

More.

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