Raptors Will No Long Meet A Grisly End Under the Tires of an HD 4×4
Why yes, that is a triceratops skull in the back of the jeep
“We are suspending development of Off-Road Velociraptor Safari HD/64 with no plans to resume development in the foreseeable future,” Flashbang’s Mathew Wegner revealed on the company’s blog. “It was a trap to pursue the ‘HD’ expectations… It narrowed our possibilities instead of expanding them. We were spending time on normal-mapping our rocks, a very dangerous thing indeed when your team is 3 people.”
Yep, dark days all around for those hoping to launch a normal-mapped jeep with janky physics, skyward, at 100+ MPH into a flock of soaring pterodactyls (they had it coming, with all their flapping and cawing and…flapping) at staggeringly high resolutions.
And don’t try to tell me you aren’t crushed–crushed!!–by this bone-shattering blow to the gaming community:
1 Probably: those people are f*cking nuts.