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Hot Porn Stars Flapping Their Lips In Your Face

Now that I have your attention:

I’m a cold-blooded1 capitalist so, on one level, this is a perfectly reasonable position–somewhere between 69 and doggie style–to take for any, err, businessman.

However, on another, it’s porn and, therefore, my sympathy level for the ‘plight’ of a bunch of ‘performers’ that help to undermine–in their own, contortionist, ways–the rapidly-rotting foundation of Western Civ2 is somewhere south of nil.

Plus, does anyone think for a second that if the porn biz goes under the, um, void won’t be filled immediately by an army of 20-somethings that think it’s cool to share their most intimate moments (usually with 5 or 6 guys…at once3) instantly?

(And besides: nobody is going to watch this vid and suddenly go “my God! I’ve been masturbating to illicit porn for nearly a decade! I better clean up my act, change my ways, and get right w/…the Valley.”)


1 With a heart of gold, nach.
2 Don’t waste my time, libertines that like to think they’re high-minded libertarians–I’m not going to engage you…unless you’re hot…then maybe we can talk…over drinks…at my place…in front of the fireplace…naked.
3 Seriously, what is wrong w/ women in their early 20s nowadays?? Having a vagina that can host a Cirque de Soleil performance is not a resume-enhancer unless you aspire to be the next octo-mom.

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  1. 05/06/2010 at 19:17

    They blame pirates, when we all know who the real perpetrator is….

    google.com – Safe Search Set To Off

    • ECM
      05/06/2010 at 19:20

      Dude, I can’t even do a search for “bikini chicks” on Bing (Google is evil!) without getting an eyeful of future nightmare material.

  2. 05/07/2010 at 14:17

    Dude, try searching, innocently, for Lolo on Bing or Google. You won’t find pictures from the game.

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