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Shark w/ Guns, Jetpack and Dreads>Jaws?

jaws!
On paper, you’d think so; in practice, maybe not so much…

I’m going to try to keep up on newer shooters to the best of my ability, but I’d be lying if something like this isn’t exactly what I had in mind coming out of the gate, but since I don’t think the2bears is going to touch this with a ten foot pole rocket-powered speargun, it falls to me to keep you appraised:

Apparently the guys putting this together are collar-deep in the furry scene, so before you go traipsing over to their site, you should be very aware of this fact. (And, though I can’t tell without delving deeper1, the art on display might not be safe for work.)

Next, you can buy this at something called Anthrocon which is, well, I’ll just throw up this pic of a dance held at one and you can decide if attending this should be high on your list of priorities:

OMFG FURRIES ARE FUCKED
Horror comes in many shapes, sizes and coat colors

Did I mention that the payments on your mental health insurance had best be up-to-date before viewing that pic? Oops…

(Oh, and there’s a demo here.)

(And no, CHI, I don’t get how a shark is a “furry”, either.)


1 Sorry, but my mental health insurance is *not* paid up, so I’m not going any deeper than a quick pat on the head…and now I’m going to cut that hand off.

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  1. Chi
    05/18/2010 at 10:27

    I guess when you’re into banging animals, everything is fair game. Even sharks.

    That is the worst place on earth.

  2. 05/18/2010 at 13:46

    Secret best way to make a shmup: Have gigantor sized sprite/hitbox. Makes for hours of rumpus furry fun!

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