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Pluck Yew, Mother Plucker

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Now yew know

You learn something yewsful every day:

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.

Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as ‘plucking the yew’ (or ‘pluck yew’).

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Since ‘pluck yew’ is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F’, and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as ‘giving the bird.’

The only problem I have with this little tale is that the English (or Brits in general) generally yews use the two-finger salute1, not the Americanized, one-finger, variety.


1 Invert the V for Victory (or for you hippies and Berkeleyites, the, *groan*, peace sign) and you’ll have it, though not around soccer hooligans as this blog cannot be held responsible for any medical bills–or death–incurred as a result.

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