How Much For That Lady On The Internet…
Smile: your life just got destroyed!
…the one with the serious case of re-gret:
A belle offering to “stay two days and a night” with the winning bidder in her auction has attracted bids amounting to ¥9,999,999,999 ($110 million) – Yahoo’s price counter will apparrently go no higher, although the auction still has days to go…
“Taiko” also offers to listen to any troubles her buyer might have, and to do any cooking. Travel costs will be the buyer’s responsibility. She requests only serious bids.
$110 million: she better be one hell of a cook.
Meanwhile, back here on planet Earth, the sad thing is she’s not only not going to get all that phat loot, or even a wonderful evening with some dude that’s probably more accustomed to clutching his body-length pillow, erm, vigorously, but assuming someone she knows sees this pic, “Taiko”1 is going to have to make like a drum and beat it, because in face-saving-at-all-costs Japan, this probably isn’t going to end well for her. Or her family. Or her pets. Or even Kevin Bacon.
h/t: The Wanderer (who swears he got this from a friend and wasn’t in the bidding while clutching his body-length pillow, erm, vigorously).
1 A type of drum, which is how she’s going to feel, after she gets dragged through the Internet for a few days.