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Throw Mouse or Stab Someone, Throw Mouse or Stab Someone…

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Just an average day at a Glasgow ER.

Stab someone:

Julien Barreaux, 20, told police he wanted to see his rival player “wiped out” after his character in the game Counter-Strike died in a virtual knife fight.

A court in Cambrai, northern France, heard how Barreaux plotted revenge for seven months after the online “killing” last November.

When the man answered the door, he plunged a kitchen knife into his chest, missing his heart by less than an inch, a police officer told the court.

He added: “Barreaux was arrested within the hour and told us he had wanted to see his rival wiped out for killing off his character.”

He nursed this grudge for seven months before executing his commando raid which, I think, amply qualifies him as clinically insane. On the plus side, though, he isn’t being treated as “criminally insane” by notoriously lax European (and Canadian) courts. And the only stabbing he’ll be privy to in prison will involve him being the stabee. Anally.

Now, if this had happened in Glasgow, it probably wouldn’t have been a big deal–I mean, hell, he didn’t even kill the guy which I think qualifies you for a discount at McDonalds, but ze French? Non pas tant.

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  1. Sam
    06/02/2010 at 13:26

    Is that guy quite fat or are faces usually that much bigger than skulls?

    • ECM
      06/03/2010 at 04:37

      Yeah, kinda looks like his head in encased inside of a balloon. Weird.

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