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This Just In…

NINTENDO'S D*CK IS A LOT BIGGER THAN MICROSOFT'S

…from WE’s crack research team:

Mario Kart Wii has outsold Halo 3, Gears of War and Gears of War 2 COMBINED…wow

This may or may not have anything at all to do with this tweet:

BTW: combining the sales of Halo 3 and ODST to help make your bullsh*t point, Greenberg, is pretty sorry sh*t, you shyster.

But wait, it gets better: It’s entirely possible Greenberg was cherry-picking data from *one* territory (North America) to arrive at his numbers, in which case his PR-driven mendacity knows no bounds since Sony’s games tend to sell better in Europe and Japan than MS’1–either way, though, he’s an epic shill that knows no shame.


1 But no matter how you spin the numbers, Nintendo crushes Microsoft across not just one game but many, but I guess when you can’t play w/ the big boys, you go and pick on the fat kid.

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