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Milk: The Other Sticky, White, Stuff (semi-NSFW)

HE MILKED ALL OVER HER

XBLIG: Where one dollar per game is a massive rip-off:

Anyone of the opinion that the creator didn’t actually have milk in mind while he was, um, dousing this young lady in cow1 juice?

Also: now would be a good time to shut down XBLIG and burn the whole thing to the ground, before these ‘game’ creators set us all back to the days of gamers being perceived as fat, white, balding, Dorito-eating, Mountain Dew-chugging, girl-never-knowing, vigorous pillow-hugging days of…last week.


1 And by cow I mean, of course, man juice.

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  1. kog3100_edw
    06/11/2010 at 19:12

    Anyone know how to get milk out of a RealDoll’s hair without damaging it?

  2. 06/11/2010 at 22:16

    This game looks deep and meaningful; the video alone moved me in a profound way. I would play it if I weren’t already lying on top of my 360 controller, receiving a soothing XBLIG-powered rumble massage. If someone would only combine Ninja Chop’s striking visuals with the interactivity of a massage app, then we would have the ultimate XBLIG release.

    In other news, the XBLIG games Crosstown and In The Pit are actually good/funny. Sadly, since they don’t involve young Japanese ninja-chopping girls being covered in milk, no one will notice them.

  3. 06/12/2010 at 06:45

    Oh, I noticed them. In the Pit is really difficult to play if you don’t have the right equipment, but Crosstown is a fun maze game in the grand tradition of Wizard of Wor and all those silly games I used to play on my VIC-20 as a kid. It’s definitely not dressed to impress, but it’s entertaining enough. If it had been released in the 1980s I probably would have spent hours with it.

  4. kog3100_edw
    06/14/2010 at 13:06

    Shoot 1up and Twin Blades.

  1. 06/13/2010 at 06:01

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